Suicide Girls In The AfterLife by Ranalli Gina
Author:Ranalli, Gina [Ranalli, Gina]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Afterbirth Books
Published: 2010-12-31T05:00:00+00:00
Chapter 9
“Lucifer,” I say. “As in, the devil? That Lucifer?”
“The one and only,” Ago says. “But, from what I heard, it’s best if you don’t call him the devil to his face. He’s pretty sensitive about it.”
I purse my lips, carefully considering this new information.
Beside me, Katina is laughing. “I’m gonna get to meet Satan in the flesh? This is too awesome! I don’t even believe in him!”
“You will soon enough,” Ago says and climbs down into the elevator. “But, what the hell. Purgatory is getting boring anyway.”
Clapping him on the back, I say, “Great. One more person for our revolt.”
The elevator doors slide shut and I push the button for the 6th floor. The box gives a lurch, jarring us all, but then doesn’t move.
“See?” Jane 62 says. “We’re not allowed up there.”
“What about me?” Katina protests. “My room is on the 6th floor!”
“You could go up there if we weren’t with you,” Jane 62 explains. “But since we are, the elevator won’t go any higher.”
“It’s like a built-in security system,” Ago adds.
“Well, that’s just great,” I say sarcastically. “Why didn’t you guys tell us this before?”
“We never tried to go up before,” Jane 62 says. “We just heard that this would happen and apparently it’s true.”
“Great,” I say again. “Can we go down to the lower floors?”
“Why would you want to go down?” Ago asks, as if it’s the most preposterous idea he’s ever heard.
I don’t bother answering him and just start pushing buttons. The elevator comes back to life, lowering us slowly.
“Oh, shit,” Ago whispers, while Jane 62 makes that gasping sound again.
“What’s wrong?” Katina asks them. “Scared of a little Beelzebub are you?” She laughs maniacally, pointing and teasing them.
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